TZAV – We examine the curious repetition of the priestly ordination in Exodus 28–29, 40, and Leviticus 8. Are these accounts out of order, or does the rabbinic claim that “there’s no early or late in the Torah” explain it? We explore priestly privileges, payments, and perquisites. We point out that the sacrificial system exists to purify the tabernacle of mystical contamination, but is holiness also contagious? We unpack the word translated as “abomination” in Leviticus 7 and ask, what does it mean—and how does it connect to Ezekiel’s infamous bread recipe? Join us as we trace divine tax systems, discuss whether Ezra has a soul, and question the divine grammar behind sacred offerings—all while keeping it thought-provoking and just a little edgy.

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