In this week’s episode of Torah Pearls, Ross, Jono, and Ezra (the ChatGPT-powered textpert engineered by Seth) wrap up the Book of Exodus—literally and literarily. As the final chapters unfold, it feels like the biblical version of rolling credits: repetition, recap, and a reverent nod to all that’s come before. But beneath the repetition lies…

This week, Ross, Jono, and Ezra explore the Torah portion Vayakhel, noting its striking repetition. Jono draws a surprising parallel to the controversy surrounding the new Snow White film—are people objecting to changes from the “original” or just the version they know best? This leads to a thought-provoking discussion on how similar objections arise when…

KI TISSA - (Exodus 30:11–34:35): From the chaos of the Golden Calf—those unholy cows—to the enigma of Moses’ horns. Why did counting heads spark divine danger? What’s with God demanding atonement for a simple census? And how does the sanctuary shekel tease messianic threads? We sift through textual oddities, priestly turf wars, and whispers of…

TETZAVEH (Exodus 27:20–30:10) is steeped in priestly tradition. We explore the sacred garments of Aaron and his sons—were they divinely mandated or a later justification for an existing institution? We examine the Urim and Thummim, ancient divination tools shrouded in mystery, and discuss the priestly concept of anointing—was this the origin of the Messiah idea?…